Humor

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Function keys on a keyboard have specific purposes. When you get a new computer, sometimes the function keys are in a different spot and you may find yourself pressing a key and getting a wrong command. Next time you press the function keys, think of them as the keyboard of life.

Press the SCROLL LOCK to stop what you’re doing and take a breath.
If bad things happen, DELETE them from your memory.
ALTernate choices can help change directions.
ESCAPE from bad situations.
SAVE your good memories.
SHIFT your focus.
PAGE DOWN (look forward) to the future.
Don’t PAGE UP (look back) to the past.
OPEN your heart and mind to Jesus.
ENTER into a relationship with Jesus.
INSERT trust in the One who loves you.
END striving and CAPS LOCK (shouting).
BACKSPACE to gain a new perspective.
COPY good things you see in others.
TAB into a new day expectantly.
Relinquish CONTROL of your life.
PASTE God’s Word in your heart.
CLOSE your door and pray in secret.
PRINT in your mind the day’s activities.
Don’t let your NUM LOCK limit you.
Make sure the VOLUME of your words are in proportion to your actions.
SEND a good message with your life.
Don’t WINDOWS+D by shutting people out of your life.
FILE away in your memory bank the precious memories.
PRINT SCREEN your life as you evaluate how you’ve done.
Prepare for the trip HOME to Heaven.

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