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Topic: Write something in the YOUNG ADULT or TEEN genre (06/07/07)
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TITLE: The De-evolution of Planet eX-whY-Zee | Previous Challenge Entry
By Beth LaBuff
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On planet eX-whY-Zee
Dwelt 50 million comrades --
An advanced humanity.
The citizens were sacrosanct,
Professing to be wise.
And every action that was done
Was right in their own eyes.
Events began to happen
That man did not foresee.
The cause? …‘twas global warming
Or a planetary freeze?
Maybe the ozone buildup
Caused an air pollution trap.
Or aliens used their ray guns
To melt the polar cap.
Eight trillion billion years ago
Man’s shoulders start to stoop.
A tail soon develops
And his arms begin to droop.
Six trillion billion years ago
Cro-Magnon’s cave is home
Where pterodactyl soar
And the brontosaurus roam.
Four trillion billion years ago
Monkeys become bees.
Man becomes a monkey and
The bees become small fleas.
Two trillion billion years ago
A single life-cell group
Mutated then transitioned into
Thick primordial soup
One trillion billion years ago
There remained some dull green fuzz.
A “little bang” transpired then
From something …nothing was.
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9th grade Science Class -- Students, please review these facts. There will be a test on Monday.
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I’m not sure the post-script wouldn’t have worked better as a ‘straight’ commentary on the idiocy of the evolutionary position.
Blessings, Elizabeth
I really enjoyed your delightful spoof on science theory... especially the "little bang" theory.