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TITLE: Distance Dating | Previous Challenge Entry
By Henry Clemmons
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I want to be there___________________________ and you want to be here
I have this________________________________ and you have that
I want that_______________________________ and you want this
I want you______________________________ and you want me
I want you there________________________ and you want me here
I’m tired of here_______________________ and you’re tired of there
I dream of there______________________ and you dream of here
I like steak________________________ and you eat squash
I hate squash_____________________ and you won’t eat meat
I like to rest ____________________and you like to walk
I walk when I have to___________ and you rest when it’s time
I think you’re pretty___________ and you think I’m handsome
I think you’re the prettiest_____ and you think I’m handsome
I think I’m smart___________ and you think your smarter
I think your smart_________ and you still think you’re smarter
I like to eat_____________ and you don’t cook
I cook a little__________ and you still won’t cook
I like the country ______and you like the city
I’ll visit the city_____ and you hate the country
I say hello________ and you say hello
I extend my hand_ and you extend yours
Hmmmmmmm?_ and Hmmmmmmm?
I’m not thrilled and you’re silent
I’m over here_________________________________________ and you’re over there
I want you there_______________________________________ and you want me here
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More "irony" than "humor", perhaps, but I enjoyed it, nevertheless. Certainly a true picture of dating in the 21st century!