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TITLE: Twisted Sisters in the Spotlight | Previous Challenge Entry
By LauraLee Shaw
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Written by: The Lil’ Sis
Narrator:
Eh he hem…We now interrupt these extremely brilliant tributes, poems and fiction pieces to bring you some Twisted Sister—not the band, but the sisters. It’s a twist of fluff to tickle your fancy. Join this author as she displays some of her fondest childhood memories of sisterhood under the spotlight:
(Spotlight shines center stage)
(Scene takes place at Great Aunt’s house, where the music can be played as loud as sisters want. Imagine two groovy gals jammin’ like rock stars)
Big Sis:
(Singing with air microphone) Well, I picked her up at seven and she looked so fine…
Both:
Da doo ron ron ron—da doo ron ron
Lil’ Sis:
(Grabs air microphone) Someday soon I'm gonna make her mine…
Both:
Da doo ron ron ron—da doo ron ronnnnnnn
Lil’ Sis:
Let’s sing “You Light Up My Life” now…pleeeease.
Big Sis:
Okay, but I get the solo.
Lil’ Sis:
But it was my idea. I want a solo too.
Big Sis:
Ohhhh—on the second verse you can sing your solo with me then…
Twisted Sister ACT 2: SLEEPIN’(supposed to be anyway) in the SPOTLIGHT
(Scene takes place in a shared full-size bed inside a tiny square bedroom
with Pepto-Bismol pink walls)
Lil’ Sis:
Shh! Dad said he’s gonna come in with the belt if he hears us yackin’ again!
Big Sis:
Who cares? I figured out a way it won’t hurt.
Lil’ Sis:
Nuh-uhhh.
Big Sis:
Yuh-huhhh. All we gotta do is put on about ten pairs of undies and some long johns under our jammies. It’s enough padding that it won’t hurt at all.
Lil’ Sis:
That won’t work. It’ll make our bottoms too poochy.
Big Sis:
Wanna bet? By the way, you’re gonna rot your teeth suckin’ on those cinnamon disks.
Lil’ Sis:
Mom said it’s okay, and I can’t go to sleep without ‘em.
Big Sis:
Duh! All mom’s teeth have fallen out, remember? Dentures!
Mean Dad (yelling outside the bedroom door):
That’s it, girls! I’m gettin’ the belt.
Lil’ Sis:
Hurry…hand me some undies—NOW!
Twisted Sister ACT 3: SUPPIN’ in the SPOTLIGHT
(Scene takes place at breakfast in cold kitchen. Big Sis hogs the only heat vent by sitting over it on the floor while Lil’ Sis shivers at the table)
Big Sis:
The Cinnamon Life is healthier.
Lil’ Sis:
(Smack—Smack) I like my Count Chocula. Mind your own bees’ wax.
Big Sis:
Do you know how much sugar’s in that?
Lil’ Sis:
(Smack—Smack—Smack)
Big Sis:
That’s gross—chew with your mouth closed.
Lil’ Sis:
Why? You’re talkin’ with your mouth full. (SMACK—SMACK)
Twisted Sister ACT 4: SLAVIN’ in the SPOTLIGHT
(Chase scene takes place down the hallway of the small house)
Big Sis:
I told you not to read my diary.
Lil’ Sis:
I’m sorry—but when I saw you writing in the closet, I just got curious.
Big Sis:
Now you gotta be my slave for a whole week.
Lil’ Sis:
(Whining) I don’t wanna be your slave.
Big Sis:
Too bad. Now, start by holding my legs up while I write about it in my diary. (Sits down in her chair holding legs up with diary in hand)
Lil’ Sis:
Fine. (becomes Big Sis’s footstool) It was worth it just to know you’re in love with two boys at the same time.
Big Sis:
You read that? Make it TWO WEEKS! (Lil sis drops her legs, runs away and hides)
Twisted Sister ACT 5: SHOPPIN’ in the SPOTLIGHT
(Scene takes place at the local dime store)
Lil’ Sis:
Yum—Fun Dip!
Big Sis:
Now remember, we’ve got a dollar apiece. I wanna make sure we have enough left to buy some cinnamon toothpicks.
Lil’ Sis:
Okay. Well, I want Fun Dip.
Big Sis:
And I want the wax lips.
Lil’ Sis:
Ohhhhhh—I want the wax lips too.
Big Sis:
One Fun Dip, two wax lips, and I’ll get some pixie sticks.
Lil’ Sis:
Deal!
then give each other a BIG waxy kiss)
(Spotlight fades)
Narrator:
These Twisted Sisters in the Spotlight are as remembered (with a touch of exaggeration) by the Lil’ Sis. Perspective of Big Sis could not be represented without a POV shift. A sequel is in the works entitled, “Twisted Sisters—Best Friends for Life.”
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My grandchildren do similar things though, dressing up and then singing and dancing. Loved the extra undies and long johns.
Glad you entered this piece.
Laury