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TITLE: The Big Leagues | Previous Challenge Entry
By Terri Kilroy
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You may be eligible to receive something far greater than a mere heart transplant if you meet any of the following criteria:
• Dogs growl and babies scream at first sight of you (and stop when you leave)
• No one can look you straight in the eye (for fear they’ll lose one)
• Sociopaths, gangsters and all-around reprobates visit your blog regularly and leave complimentary comments (even ask for advice)
• You have no smile lines (only furrows)
• Dracula hands over his fangs and cape as a tribute to you
• Your favorite vacation spot is Snake Island
• Your spouse doesn’t know whether to lock you in or out of the house
• Your kids (and neighbors) moved out of the country
• Your boss went on an extended vacation – six months later, he’s (mysteriously) still on vacation
• Your barber (or hairdresser) refuses to use scissors
• They give you your own checkout stand at the local supermarket complete with a tactically-trained cashier
• The IRS stopped auditing you 20 years ago, even though you haven’t filed for over thirty
His name is Jesus. And He can transform even you, into a new creation. Hallelujah!
Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new. (2 Cor 5:17, NKJV)
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