The Official Writing Challenge
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I can relate to all of this. I was the clumsy one in my family and sadly, never outgrew it. Thanks for sharing. You're not alone!
I laughed out loud at the part about the handicap sign trying to recruit you. Clever!
Te-he he, You have described a normal day for me since childhood. Well done, we might as well laugh at ourselves. Blessings, Ruth
Love your sarcastic wit!

There were one or two awward sentences (and I think the correct spelling is 'klutz'), but this was a highly enjoyable read.

I've started a class in the FaithWriters forums for Beginner and Intermediate writers. I'd love to see you there--look for "Jan's Writing Basics".

This was great fun to read--I wanted more!

Being a klutz sounds like a hard job. You gave us a very good description of what it is like.

It would have been easier for me to read if the paragraphs had been separated.