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Topic: Hot and Cold (04/09/09)
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TITLE: My Lukewarm, Unenthusiastic, Pew Shares | Previous Challenge Entry
By R.K. Minor
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Well here I sit, another Sunday with these hypocrites. I have to say if I were like most of these people, I would not show my face around town let alone in God’s house. I mean come on now; whom do they think they are fooling. I cannot believe Millie is sitting over there. I can just imagine how wild her Saturday night was, besides look at that dress she is wearing. Someone should tell her she is middle-aged and not a teenager. I better not stare to long or my wife might accuse me of something.
My goodness, and poor Ben over there, his Mom must be rolling over in her grave
You would think that an educated man like Ben would be able to earn enough money and not have to steal from others. And I really cannot believe that Mrs. Henry is sitting next to him and talking to him. He took most of her money in his last money swindle. I guess some people never learn.
Betsy and Peter look like a happy couple over there with the sunlight shining on them through the stained glass windows. I wonder if Peter knows what she does when he is driving truck. I know what I would do if my Janice did that to me. I wonder if good ole’ Pete has ever questioned?
There is Martha talking to Lorie, the preacher’s wife. I wonder what gossip she is spreading today. I can just imagine how embarrassed Lorie must feel. Martha never has a kind word to say about anybody. If you want to know anything about anybody, talk to Martha she knows it all.
Well here comes the perfect family. Bill and Teresa and their three soon to be juvenile delinquents. Bill was bad his whole life and Teresa was no angel herself. I remember the day they accepted Christ. That was a banner day for First Christian Church on Main Street.
Molly Brown looks good sitting over there with her youth group. Janice gave them money so she could take that group on an abortion march. Just wait until some of her high school girls get in trouble. We will see how well that money was spent.
I wonder why Janice insists on coming here. This church is full of nothing but hypocrites. The preacher could preach from today until the end of eternity and still not get his message across to most of these fools.
I mean look at today’s Sermon, “Is Your Christian Life Hot or Cold.” Just sitting here looking around the church I would say most of these people would have to say cold. And today’s Scripture, Revelation 3:15-16, I bet most of these cold fish will have trouble finding the book of Revelation in their bibles. Well at least I am not like any of them; I know what God wants from me. I just have trouble sitting here with all these lukewarm, unenthusiastic pew-warmers. I could not imagine having to share eternity with most of these cold fish.
Revelation 3: 15-16 I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or another. So because you are lukewarm-neither hot nor cold-I am about to spit you out of my mouth.
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I enjoyed reading about the hypocritical MC though. Good observations!