A recent college graduate, I am prolific liver, doubter, believer, and a host of other unmentionables. I also tend to write things, but that is of little consequence, since I am currently a computer processor. I will do my best to spend more than an hour on each piece, though the odds of that are highly unlikely seeing as I am an impatient person. I will, however, make sure that everything I write it thoroughly confusing and lacking that definible quality that one comes to expect from this site. I will also vary the medium of writing as much as possible and make as many banal references to literature that hopefully it will be interesting even if you hate the story. It is never what happens, but rather, what we can philosophically conclude about what happens that matters. None of my work will end up satisfactory, then, because I am not trying to entertain but rather to think in the form of a story. There is always an underlying theme or motive, and I am not always sure what that is. Thank you for reading and responding to my work.