DR SEUSS SHAKESPEAREAN THEATRE PRESENTS GREEN EGGS AND HAMLET Claudius and Hamlet
CLAUDIUS: How now, Hamlet, rail us not with words asour and foul
Come embrace us full and fair and shed such rakish scowl;
Wouldst thou love me for thy own?
Wouldst thou love your king alone?
Wouldst thou love me true and blue?
Wouldst thou love me as thy mother do?
Wouldst thou love me in light or dark?
Wouldst thou love me for Denmark?
Wouldst thou love me and be not mad
Love me do as Dad I Am and also I Am Dad?
HAMLET: Thou dost cast away my father true and wed my ma so soon
And say with sweetened words entreat me sing a joyous tune
I shall not love thee as my king
I shall not love thy counselling
I shall not love thee any day
I shall not love thee any way
I shall not love thee Claudius
How shall I make this obvious?
I shall not love thee not a dram
I shall not love thee Dad I Am
Exit Hamlet
Enter Rosencranz & Guildenstern (as Thing 1 & Thing 2)
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