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Satan Considers Escaping from Hell
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Japhet Mphande
Reports say the Devil whilst in a treatment centre in his hometown of Hell sent a word to Dr Lord Jesus Christ for medical attention.
Satan said he might consider leaving hell because the condition there is beyond the worst description words could give for man to understand. He has appealed for sympathy from the general public to join him in his campaign.
In response, Dr Lord Jesus Christ refused to treat the Devil saying he does not conduct healing duties on spirits. The doctor has asked all patients with spiritual diseases to get free spiritual treatment whilst they are here on earth otherwise this is not possible after death.
Dr Lord Jesus Christ has appealed to all spiritual doctors to conduct healing and exorcisms freely because the power used for advancing God’s Kingdom is freely given. He has urged spiritual doctors to desist from charging spiritual patients and having dishonest gains adding: “The healing process is God’s act and not man’s and no one should gain glory for that other than God.”
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