Humor
In the world of being a housekeeper,one develops a sixth sense.
In my short time of employment as one, I've found that people
don't work with you.
One of the duties is cleaning the bathrooms and particularily
the toilets. On one day I was doomed from the start. People
not only make the task harder however, they gripe about the
bathrooms being nastier than a gas station bathroom.
Something else you learn is how to look for trash and other goodies
people leave for you. Like dirty diapers. Before long nothing surprises
you.
Being a housekeeper also means being someone's babysitter. One lady
kept losing her kids and calling security until she was told to keep
up with them.
I didn't know my pay included tips or finding money on the floor.
Sometimes someone's credit card, cell phone accessories,and make-up
purses.
People often lack common sense like the one I discovered letting his
daughter run with a pair of medical scissors.
It always amazes me to see people buy big things of popcorn, then
turn around and give them to a two year old. The popcorn shortly
ends up on the floor.
Teenagers nowdays have picked up new hobbies. They don't fight in
the streets anymore. They go to the mall and start gangwars. Where
housekeepers end up in the middle.
The real fun is when bus loads of handicapped kids come to the mall
for corndogs and start a food fight. The poor teachers were out of
their elements and asking whose idea it was. I saw many corndogs
fly across the food court. I doubt many actually were eaten.
Housekeepers also become animal catchers. I found myself trying to
catch a pigeon with a net and popcorn and a box. That thing looked at
me as if I were an idiot believing it would come down so I could
catch it.
PLEASE ENCOURAGE AUTHOR BELOW LEAVE COMMENT ON ARTICLE
Reader Count & Comments
Date
The opinions expressed by authors do not necessarily reflect the opinion of FaithWriters.com. This is especially true with articles that
deal with personal healthcare and prophecy. We encourage the reader to make their own decision in consultation with God, His Word, and others as needed.
This article has been read 1183 times < Previous | Next >
Read more articles by Robert Coskrey or search for other articles by topic below.
This article has been read 1183 times < Previous | Next >
Search for articles on: (e.g. creation; holiness etc.)
Read more by clicking on a link:Free Reprints
Main Site Articles
Most Read Articles
Highly Acclaimed Challenge Articles.
New Release Christian Books for Free for a Simple Review.
NEW - Surprise Me With an Article - Click here for a random URL
God is Not Against You - He Came on an All Out Rescue Mission to Save You
...in Christ God was reconciling the world to himself, not counting their trespasses against them... 2 Cor 5:19
Therefore, my friends, I want you to know that through Jesus the forgiveness of sins is proclaimed to you. Acts 13:38
LEARN & TRUST JESUS HERE
FaithWriters offers Christian reading material for Christian readers. We offer Christian articles, Christian fiction, Christian non-fiction, Christian Bible studies, Christian poems, Christian articles for sale, free use Christian articles, Christian living articles, New Covenant Christian Bible Studies, Christian magazine articles and new Christian articles. We write for Jesus about God, the Bible, salvation, prayer and the word of God.