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First Angel- Elohim, Miracle Dept.
Second Angel- This is Moses' Angel; I got a big order for you today.
First Angel- Well tell me about it, miracles are the business here!
Second Angel- He's got some 2-3 million people with him headed southeast out of Egypt, and we need some major help!
First Angel- Oh yeah, where's he going with this flock?
Second Angel- Up around the Sea of Galilee, eventually. Right now we've gotta get em out of Egypt.
First Angel- Where's he headed now?
Second Angel-Baal Zephon, which puts him in a hard spot. He has the mountains on one side, the sea on the other, and the Egyptian Army behind him if he doesn't get them out of there now! He's got somewhere between 2-3 million people and they need to get out of the country in 12 hours or less. Then we have to come up with a place to rest and provide catering for this crowd.
First Angel- well, don't get excited. We can handle this. Just have Moses raise his staff at the shoreline and we will move water and dry up mud in a hurry to make about a 3-mile wide path. That oughta do it in time! We'll even clear out the sand crabs!
Second Angel- That's a good start. Now how about lodging? These folks are gonna be tired and hungry after all that walking.
First Angel- Well, they are going into a desert area, so 750 square miles is not difficult real estate to round up, at least not for now.
Second Angel- You're gettin there! Now how about the food?
First Angel- Well, Divine Providence will put a few million birds in the area, and park em' near a wooded area so the folks can light fires and cook the birds.
Second Angel- Look what are we gonna do if the Egyptian Army comes into the space after them?
First Angel- Well, that means it can't be wading water, because we have to drown a mounted army. Don't worry, it will be so obviously a miracle that the sea was split three miles in the first place. I'll post some angels in back and they'll keep the Egyptians under control. Don't worry about them.
Second Angel- Gee thanks for taking care of us!
First Angel- Hey buddy, you called on Elohim. Its all in a night's work!
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