Prophecy

Satan Defeats America in OT

by Andrew Tuttle
04/02/23
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For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the powers, against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness in the heavenly places. – Ephesians 6:12

In a shocking upset, Satan needed overtime but pulled off a stunning defeat of America in the semifinals of the World Domination Championship series.

Satan relied on internal friction and “enemy within” tactics to pull off the overthrow.

Despite a shaky last 20 years or so, most pundits expected the United States to hold back Satan, but the father of lies worked his black magic more than 50 years ago which slowly paid off for the prince of darkness.  Once he saw the fruit of his efforts pay dividends, he double-downed on his strategy in recent years which completely exhausted and overwhelmed the relatively young nation.

Over millennia, Satan took out country after country including the famed Roman Empire which he ousted after, coincidentally, 666 years. Founded on Judeo-Christian beliefs in 1776, the United States shook off early growing pains that included the Revolutionary War which helped the country claim independence from Britain, and the Civil War becoming the first country to fight itself over the issue of slavery. Early white settlers gave their lives in droves to free black slaves, a fact later forgotten and/or dismissed by many in academia and those wishing to profit off America’s past sins.

The United States rose to international power after World War 2 and provided a common good yin to evil’s yang so prevalent on earth. Though America was never interested in total World Domination the country felt called to act as the world’s police and implement freedom and perhaps some righteousness when needed. America enjoyed unprecedented blessing, much of which came after President Harry S. Truman put the country’s stamp to recognizing the nation of Israel on May 14, 1948. This establishment of a nation in a day fulfilled biblical prophecy.

However, the United States first showed trouble in 1962 when the Supreme Court ruled prayer in public schools as unconstitutional. A few years later, congress passed Lyndon Johnson’s so-called “War on Poverty” expanding the federal government’s role in citizen’s lives and in hindsight decimated the black community through, of all things, financial slavery.

In fact, many kept the issue of slavery alive nearly 200 years later even as the black community continued to suffer under the constant strain of federal government overreach subtly designed to keep blacks as well as many other poor and destitute fully reliant on the government. Over time, the black community degraded so far that young black men were responsible for nearly half of all murders taking place in America and half of all street crime. The reliance on government handouts was seen as the reason by many for why 75 percent of black children were born to single mothers and why those same children eventually turned to the streets and crime. This consequence filtered to all walks of life slowly eroding faith in the church for faith and reliance in government.

But it wasn’t until recent years, when gay marriage was widely accepted and ruled by the Supreme Court as law of the land in 2015, that Satan pulled ahead and never looked back. With public support, the once just-leave-us-alone gay and lesbian community grew to include all sorts of so-called marginalized groups eventually becoming the LGBTQ+ community which includes transgenders, i.e. people born a certain sex who underwent chemical and even surgical enhancement to “change” their sex despite not technically being able to truly change their God-given sex. The rapid growth of the LGBTQ+ movement, spurred on by Satan’s clever game plan, eventually turned hostile, almost militant, as leaders found a methodical way to convince the masses that anyone with an opposing view were hate filled bigots and should be shunned.

Though the Christian community widely kept Satan at bay during the semifinal round, Satan managed to turn the Christian concept of love into what became known as “tolerance” by using the church’s past (and arguably spiteful level of) prejudice against the gay and lesbian community against them. Eventually, holding biblical beliefs was seen as detrimental to progress even if those who held them were learning from the prior sins of the church and instead tried to embrace and love those who sinned and gently nudge them to the Christian gospel.

But moderation was rarely popular on the American team, so the pendulum swung the opposite way where Christian churches did not stop at embracing the sinner but accepted the sin. Many churches eschewed the teachings of Christ for Satan’s social justice messaging. A bizarre example occurred in Portland, OR when a so-called “Reverend” Mark Knutson, who blindly leads those attending his Augustana Lutheran Church which displays the Rainbow Flag of the LGBTQ+ community on its website, found prominence on news channels by not pointing people to Jesus Christ, but instead to the ballot box where he managed to restrict the gun rights of law abiding citizens instead of addressing the real problems in the community and preaching the solution.

Many apostates like Mark Knutson used the pulpit and their reputations as “reverends” to sway humans to a demonic worldview, all, of course, aided and abetted by Satan. This so-called “social justice movement” within the church exploded all over the country when a white police officer used his knee to restrain a black man overdosing on fentanyl. This resulting death of George Floyd led to riots, death and destruction including infamously 100 days of violent protests, also, in Portland, OR.

Churches nationwide suddenly forgot the teachings of their leader Jesus Christ and began promoting the idea that America was still an overtly racist nation despite much evidence contradicting this belief. Instead of the Bible, churches pushed their flock to read inflammatory rhetoric from ignorant and even racist pundits who somehow made a living in the nation they called “overtly racist” by pushing what became known as “woke” ideology. Additionally, many churches yoked together with an extremist hate group that promoted ideals contrary to these very church’s supposed Christian faith.

Ironically, it was the church that led the offensive charge for the Americans against Satan through multiple generations. Slowly, however, the true Christian church pulled out of pop culture as the devil gained favor while quietly withdrawing its players from the fight leaving just a few remnants to hold up the front line of battle. 

At this point in the match, Satan was well on his way to crushing America. But he wasn’t satisfied with a slim margin of victory. Instead, he went for the throat and a beatdown for the ages.

Eventually, the very people who claimed oppression managed to turn the tide and, in some ways, started oppressing others ever so slightly. Being black, gay, lesbian or any sort of class structure that did not include Caucasians, especially white men, turned into a type of celebrity status.

In one of the more interesting battles that proved Satan owned the winning hand - a woman, dressed like a man who changed her appearance to look like a man and considered herself “transgendered” - entered a Christian school in Tennessee and killed six people before police shot her dead. Astonishingly, the mainstream media, which succumbed to Satan’s devices long ago, made implied excuses for the mentally ill murderer and in some cases blamed Christians while falsely claiming the transgender community was under attack and the female murderer the actual victim in the mass shooting.

All told, Satan stuck to his game plan and when America fumbled, he pounced, slowly deteriorating the United States’ lead. The entire American team turned on itself and eventually many openly rooted for Satan while throwing the game in Lucifer’s favor. What was once an insurmountable lead by the Americans was astonishingly overcome by Satan in a very short period.

Satan so overpowered the American team that by the end of the match, his popularity grew in stature and favor. A Newsweek article declared Satan as “Hot as Hell in American Pop Culture” and “SatanCon” sold out six weeks before the event’s gathering. His number 666 jersey quickly sold out.

Beelzebub moves on to the next round against Israel where he matches up against Michael the Archangel.

Say to those with anxious heart, “Take courage, fear not. Behold, your God will come with vengeance; The retribution of God will come, But He will save you.” – Isaiah 35:4