Humor

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"Go To Boring"

If you're wondering what to do, go to Boring.
It's a small country off the coast of Loring.
Which borders Floring in the early morning.
That is if you are traveling north from Doring!

If you are traveling south late from Soring,
Then Boring borders near by narrow Noring.
Another Boring phenomena worth touring,
Is the Boring flooring factory in the morning

The people love to make Boring floor tiles.
You can see them stacking mile high piles.
On the tiles they paint Flories blooming.
Flories bloom in Boring only in the morning!

At night Morning Flories turn into late blooming
Midnight Morings, which the people of Boring
Paint on the reverse side of the tiles for flooring.
Go early; stay late, even until early morning!

You can watch them paint on their tweasels,
Which is sort of a rotating portable easel.
The Flories pose real still trying to please all,
Giving Boring morning painters good results!

At night it is a different sight for your delight.
There you will see them with 'strobbing' lights,
Trying to paint the detailed Morings just right.
At midnight it turns into a painting dancing sight!

Every other day is Boring Feeling Flinging Flay.
That is the celebration day the Boring way.
They crown the most Boring worthy tile piler.
For flinging tile style on mile high piles higher!

If you are not bored, just stay at the Boring
Room and Board until you get your barrings,
The flooring people of Boring are very caring,
Especially if their tiles you are adoring touring!

If you want some tiles, you will get a big smile.
They send into action the three pronged picker.
That works extremely fast when you don't bicker.
Just pick a tile even from top of a mile high pile!

Well that is your tile flooring tour of little Boring.
Next time perhaps you can go to Morning Floring,
Or South to nearby Doring in the early morning.
Then stop at Noring, Soring, and Loring. Boring?

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