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Lord, make me to know
mine end, and the measure of
my days. [Psalm 39:4]
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"Well?"
"Happy New Year
to you too,
Mein schput'tle."
"Year.
Schmear.
Whatever.
This New Year flup-da-rah
is just for humans,
anyway.
So, what about this
THING?"
"To Whom
are you
talking,
child?"
"You, LORD!
Aw, come on!
YOU know what
I'm talkin' about!
I like to just cut
through all the mustard.
SO?
What ABOUT it?"
"Child,
I thought you
were turning a
new leaf,
this Year."
"New leaf
about WHAT?
I'm human,
LORD!
We forget our
resolutions about
four minutes after
the clock chimes
twelve!"
"I don't have
a clock,
Mein schlip'ka'lah."
"You know what I mean!
Aw!
Come on!
Can't Ya give me
some ADVICE?"
"Yes,
My child."
"SO?
What IS it?"
"Mustard is best,
when spooned
slowly."
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Rest in the Lord,
and wait patiently
for Him. [Psalms 37:7]
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