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Still pondering this mystery,
The romance between he and she ,
On bended knee, I bow to you, to beg.
The Rooster thought he'd flown the coop,
The Hen decided they should roost,
So, who came first,
The chicken or the egg?
I've thought about the broody Hen,
Her man escaping from his Pen
And wondered to myself,
Were feathers flown?
Did he crow before the sun arose
While quoting poetry and prose
And was his Hen the only Hen he'd known?
I don't wish to be personal,
But was the egg a boy or girl
And was the shell seen speckled,
Brown or white?
Did the Hen then knit a cardigan
While roosting?
It is pardonable,
Assuming he would take her as his wife!
Did he smoke a pipe while pondering
The Universe, at best, at worst
And did she have his feathers often cleaned?
Were the chicks sent off to Sunday School,
With Nannies, who were often cruel,
And bullied them to have their feathers preened?
Now Sunday fry ups rears it's head,
Crispy bacon, toast and egg,
Steaming coffee, this will quench my thirst!
Still pondering this mystery,
The romance between he and she
And all I'm asking you is
Who Came first?
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If Noah were to enlighten us on question, he would reply that all creature pairs released from the Ark were fully mature specimens, thereby indicating that the chicken was first. I like your humor and take on the topic much more! Well done!
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