Healthy Living
The A,B,Cs of Dr. Zeus' Pharmaceutical emporium-
Acetaminophenical
Barbituates enhance your soul
Cancer drugs are good for you
Drinking silver turns you blue
Easy answers are the trend
Fungusy toenails ain't your friend
Germs go great with fear and Ale
Have some weed, you'll go to jail
Iodine ONLY cleans your puncture wound
Just take your shot and get immune
Keep fluoride flowing everywhere
Laughing gas while in the chair
Munch those flintstone tabs young man
Nip and tuck is Mama's plan
Oh my gosh my aching pride
Perscribe? Prescribe? Perscribed? Prescribed!
Quickly rend that heartache gone
Relinquish your will, your light, your song
Safe and effective so you can't sue
Talk to your lawyer to see if
"tuff Hop!" is right for you
Urban bourbon our new perfume
Viagara sings its "holy tune"
Wonder and beauty isn't there
Xanax makes us not even care
You think maybe we cant resist?
Zenith of the pharmacist!
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