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TITLE: Bradypus tridactylus | Previous Challenge Entry
By Allison Egley
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Slothy's Animalbook Profile
Given Name: Slothy
Nick Name: Slothy the Sloth, a Sloth among Sloths
[Imagine picture of a three-toed sloth here]
Genus: Bradypus
Species: tridactylus
(No, I am not a combination of a triceratops and a pterodactyl. Those animals are entirely too energetic for me.)
Common name: Three-toed sloth
Favorite activities: Sleeping, snoring, and dozing.
Favorite foods: Anything my mother brings to me and I don't have to cook myself.
Favorite song: Brahms Lullaby
Favorite book: Rip Van Winkle by Washington Irvine
Favorite quote: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ~Sleeping Creatures Everywhere
Favorite Movie: While You Were Sleeping
Favorite Bible Verse: Proverbs 27:14 (NASB) -- He who blesses his friend with a loud voice early in the morning, it will be reckoned a curse to him.*
Favorite exercise: Turning my pillow over to the cool side
Goal: To sleep more than any sloth ever has.
Top speed: 0.10 miles per hour**
Most liked status: Slept for 23 hours and 58 minutes today. Okay. Back to bed.
Most commented status: So. Tired. I only slept for 22 hours today.
Most liked picture: Look! It's a picture of me. Awake. With my eyes open.
[Imagine picture of awake Slothy here]
To be continued...
Maybe.
If I have enough energy.
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Author's Notes:
*The author of this story may or may not have this verse written on an index card, taped to his or her alarm clock.
**Not to be taken as scientific fact
Source: http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/mammals/sloth/
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Good one!
I have a co-worker who has that verse posted at her computer.