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In the beginning, God did not create the heavens and the earth, the sea and all that in them is. It could have been aliens, a crystal skull, a random big bang; anything but God.
There is no reason for life, we should all commit suicide right now, but first we must convince all the Christians to join in, as we live on this evolved planet there are rules that we need to follow. Brothers and sisters we must understand we strive for nothing, save our own prevalence. We must prosper for the sake of prosperity alone.
Currently our brothers have not been able to create an atheist's utopia. Even in Japan the government has to sponsor relationships between men and women, in hopes that they continue reproducing. For some reason mother nature gave us a strong sex drive but a comparatively weak parenting drive. We are far behind the Christians nations in prosperity. We must bring our children to atheist summer camps so they can make atheist friends and learn more of our ways. This is important because children just assume that the world is bigger than them, therefore they are more open to the belief in a "Great Daddy."
We should always remember that things called magic are usually science being used for mischief. Whenever you see someone claiming magical abilities just remember there is a science behind it. This world is obviously a world filled with logic, even though some of this logic is above us we should never let the Christ worshiper convince us that this world does not make any sense. Even though science does not have all the answers and may never know them it does not mean God did it.
Don't let the Christians trick you, nothing on this planet has ever been created by something more complex. No one has a father. We must look to the one-celled organism. That is our true creator. With no help from a mother's womb, it strove against time and probability. It fought against believability; this one-celled organism divided many years ago, since then it has not stopped splitting. Let us praise this one reproductive cell. Our reproductive cells turn into children; these children grow up and their reproductive cells create more children. These immortal sex cells are the only gods we know. Every living cell on this planet is descended from this one great lucky sex cell. Let us never forget the Bible is wrong, in the beginning was logic and the logic was God.
Let us remember our prison outreach, these people though not the fittest among us can still join the army or clean the streets. The rest we can send to labor camps along with children that were accidentally born during partial birth abortions, seeing that the Born Alive Bill does not allow us to just let them die in a closet. Our sacred burial rite is being denied! What about the first amendment? Our messiah was unable to vote down this bill. Let us strive for universal health care for the rich; poor people and some unwanted children should not be alloted care.
We know they are genetically ignorant, but we can use them. We need to acquire neo-slaves especially from the African continent. As with most developed nations we don't get our success directly from our atheism. We can only survive if we focus our efforts on destabilizing the world at large. Then we can move in and annex their resources, especially their human resources. We will build up our empire on these neo-slaves for the sake. This time we must be careful not to teach these slaves the truth of Christ. It was unfortunate how the belief in Jesus set the previous ones free in America. We have to understand that since our first world way of life is based on the destruction of the poor, third world nations will not be able to prosper after converting into evolutionist countries. It is imperative that we continue to promise them that national prosperity follows a belief in humanism and atheism. We will teach them to worship the human. We will teach them to worship us, we will make them our neo-slaves.
We should understand that the time is at hand. There are wars and rumors of wars and the planet is slowly warming. It is only a matter of time till the end to come. Let us prepare ourselves for our sacred extinction. Soon we shall become legends like the dinosaurs and a more advanced being shall take this planet. Though we cannot see evolution we know it is true, life will still exist on this great plain, amen.
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