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Barack Obama Tax Plan
Barack Obama Tax Plan For Americans earning $249999.99:
Gross Income: 249999.99
• Federal Tax Withheld $92.500.00
• State Tax Withheld 13,000.00
• Interstate Tax Withheld 61,100.00
• County Tax Withheld 9,450.00
• City Tax Withheld 12,000.00
• Rural Tax Withheld 4,000.00
• Back Tax Withheld 3,000.00
• Front Tax Withheld 1,000.00
• Side Tax Withheld 1,500.00
• Up Tax Withheld 200.00
• Down Tax Withheld 250.00
• Tic Tax Withheld 198.00
• Thumb Tax Withheld 390.00
• Carpet Tax Withheld 101.00
• Me Tax Withheld 690.00
• Sur Tax Withheld 69.00
• Ma’am Tax 260.00
• Parking Tax 10,000.00
• No Parking Tax 1,000.00
• F.I.C.A. 8,000.00
• T.G.I.F 99.00
• Life Insurance 58.00
• Health Insurance 12,000.00
• Disability Insurance 200.00
• Ability Insurance 12.00
• Liability Insurance 20.00
• Dental Insurance 145.00
• Reassurance 9.00
• Union Dues 12.00
• Union Don’ts 24.00
• Cash Advances 0.90
• Cash Retreats 210.00
• Overtime 1.26
• Undertime 54.00
• Eastern Time 9.00
• Central Time 8.00
• Mountain Time 7.00
• Pacific Time 6.00
• Bath Time 4.00
• Time Out 12.00
• Oxygen 10.00
Total: $231.589.16 (Tax)
Your earned income: $18,410.83
Thanks America!
Barack Obama
Your President
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