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God looked down from Heaven at the rock that he just made,
He thought He’d add some water to have a place to wade.
He made some mighty oceans, some lakes and rivers too,
and then He thought that just for fun He’d add a stream or two.
When He was done, He looked again, and then began to smile,
He thought He’d add some people to take care of things a while,
so, He made Adam and his friend, and told them what to do,
but they had their own ideas, and did not follow through.
They had a disagreement over a piece of fruit,
Adam had the “hots” for Eve, and didn’t give a hoot.
Even though God told him not to take a bite,
Adam listened to his girlfriend to avoid a fight.
That was how relationships began so long ago,
we know that we will only do what women will allow.
We’ll risk the wrath of Heaven, even at the risk of life,
than ever run the risk of the wrath of our dear wife.
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This is very cute, but one suggestion. Instead of 'girlfriend,' I would have said wife, as God did create them to become one. You are a good story teller.
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