Humor
Slick Willy Does It Again! Can You Believe It?
© 2005
by
Stephen A. Peterson
Bill and Hillary Clinton were given two front row, one day seat tickets to the Washington Nationals home opener baseball game. Two body guards sat behind the Clintons to protect their interests. Twenty minutes before the start of the game, one of the Clinton’s body guards leaned forward then whispered something to Bill. Initially, Bill turned around with a big smile on his face. Bill looked at the body guard, then Hillary and then back at the body guards again. Bill sat still for a moment or two, cupped his head in his hands, and then stood up.
Within a minute after Bill stood up, he grabbed Hillary by the back of her blouse and then by the seat of her pants. He lifted her up over the stadium rail then tossed her onto the field of play right into a muddy, slick area behind home plate.
Stunned and angered, Hillary attempted several times to get up on her feet but kept slipping and falling. Hillary could be heard cussing, swearing and screaming, “Bill, you dumb, dad burn, stupid @!*#%&…!
Seeing Bill’s actions, the Washington crowd went absolutely nuts and out their skulls. Fans were observed jumping up and down, cheering, hooting, hollering, high-fiving each other and shouting, “Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy!
In response to the crowd, Bill bowed, smiled and waved to the enthusiastic crowd. Sitting down Bill turned to his body guards then said, “Hey, man! How ‘bout that! I would have never believed how much the crowd really enjoyed that! Man, I should of done that several years ago. I bet I could have gotten thousands of more votes when I was running for President.”
Clinton noticed that the two body guards were not smiling or laughing but presented very worried looks. Bill, still laughing and smiling, asked, “What’s wrong with you guys?”
Shaking, one of the body guards said, “Sir, the owner of the Washington Nationals baseball team wanted to know if you would be willing to throw out the first “PITCH”.
Bill suddenly had that sinking feeling.
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