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Post by LStanley » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:46 pm

It is time for some fun. I received this recently on e-mail and thoroughly enjoyed them.

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'
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Post by LStanley » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:47 pm

This one is for Seema:

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'
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Post by JesusPuppy » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:48 pm

OOo Sparrow Bird is on now too... :mrgreen: but Shann ran away. :roll:

Boo..? are you going to put all 15 of them up.. they are sooo funny.
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Post by Sparrow » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:48 pm

Ivy wrote:can't go wrong with a Cubby and Mr. Sinister mashup
I don’t even know who they are. :heehee
Tiara wrote:I think I just might be a little full of myself.
Aren’t we all some days? Why do you say that?
Holly wrote: Oh yeah....I forgot all about this...when I first saw this post I thought..I'll come back to it and then I plum forgot....you ARE singing your little heart out and look A D O R A B L E...I wanted to get right up on that stage and squeeze those Ivory little cheeks of yours and give you a hug. Toooo cute!
Awww, thanks. I was starting to wonder if we really sang that badly, haha. No one had commented.

Oh, and you said something about my earrings? I don’t have pierced ears. Were you looking at someone else in the group, or did you mean to say necklace? No, wait, I wasn’t wearing a necklace in the video, either. :? Hmmm, I was the one in red on our far right.

Pup, yup, never hurts to have another friend.

Becky, where you going?
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Post by LStanley » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:50 pm

Hiccup - another one:
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'
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Post by Shann » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:50 pm

AnneRene' wrote:
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Iam4Him wrote:Patty-no-knickname
AnneRene' wrote:Oops.... :oops: Sorry Patty....saw the no nickname AFTER I posted.
Forget that.. she needs a nick as well as everyone else. You want her to stand out like a Stranger or what. :roll:

You're too funny Pup AND SO TYPICAL....so Pattykins....what ya think...is Pup gonna win, did I misunderstand or is it just Patty. If you choose just Patty...you're gonna have to live with Pattykins...I'ts a fondness thingy for this cyber family of mine. :heehee

BTW Puppers....I feel for ya being bored...that's a tummy twister of knots and not fun! Btw...I could look on google but don't have time....how far in time are you from Redding again? And is Lassen the only snow pass between ewes and me?
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Post by LStanley » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:51 pm

JesusPuppy wrote: Boo..? are you going to put all 15 of them up.. they are sooo funny.
Yes I will. I want to hit 500 posts tonight.
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Post by JesusPuppy » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:53 pm

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JesusPuppy wrote: Boo..? are you going to put all 15 of them up.. they are sooo funny.
Yes I will. I want to hit 500 posts tonight.
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Go to all the threads and post smilies. Trust me, it works.
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Post by LStanley » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:53 pm

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room.. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'
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Post by LStanley » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:54 pm

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop?' 'Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'
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Post by LStanley » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:55 pm

Pup I see I only have 11 and not 15. :cry:
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Post by JesusPuppy » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:55 pm

I love that one. :lol:
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Post by LStanley » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:56 pm

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked.
'It sure is,' I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'
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Post by JesusPuppy » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:57 pm

Awww which ones dont you have?
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Post by LStanley » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:58 pm

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'
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