Life is a game and I have learned some valuable lessons over the years;
Tag: GOD IS ALWAYS “IT.”
Hide and Seek: You cannot hide from God.
Marco Polo: When God calls your name, let Him know where you are.
Musical Chairs: The music will stop at some point in time, and sooner than you think.
I Spy: God is all seeing – all knowing.
Duck, Duck, Goose: Satan is always chasing after you.
Kick the Can: Something you do when you’re bored and have no friends.
Red Rover: Always choose God.
Dodge Ball: There is no evading it, Sin is Sin.
Mother May I: Always, always, always ask this woman first.
Knock Knock: Who Cares!
Spin the Bottle: What we do when we are young and not looking for that perfect mate.
The Match Game: If you wait – God will send you the perfect mate.
The Dating Game: If you don’t – anyone is up for grabs.
Family Feud: What you will get when you – don’t wait.
The Newlywed Game: Pray, Pray, Pray.
The Joker’s Wild: You should have listened to your friends.
Wheel of Fortune: Trying to find the right career path so that you can retire at 30.
I’ve Got A Secret: Good Luck!
To Tell The Truth: You will be 65 like everyone else.
Jeopardy: When the kids all have their drivers license.
What’s My Line? The stories they make up when they come home late.
The Gong Show: When they believe you will accept their lame excuses.
Let’s Make A Deal: What they want when they are put on restriction.
The Price is Right: Taking away their cell phones, gas cards, allowances – anyway.
Password: What they tell their siblings to say when they are caught in a lie.
Tattle Tells: What the siblings become after sharing their secret.
Break the Bank: What happens when they all go off to college.
Monopoly: What you no longer have after you have liquidated your all of your assets for your daughter’s wedding.
Tic Tac Dough: When the dough is gone and all that is left in your purse is a “tic tac.”
Beat the Clock: Age lines appearing even after you spent a fortune on creams and lotions.
Jackpot: Your husband doesn’t care.
Deal or No Deal: GOD IS ALWAYS’S “IT.”
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