Here are a few more of the winning entries in the 1999 Washington Post “Bad Analogies” contest. Incidentally, to give credit where credit is due, I found this list on the Writing English blog by Judy Rose.
Again, hope these put a smile on your face on this Unfocused Friday!
Read the first 13 bad analogies
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland [...]