Punk Progeny, the designer name for the latest in radical alternative outer (and inner) wear, announced the release of its latest clothing line aimed at the well-dressed and fashion conscious terrorist.
“There’s a huge untapped clothing market in the terrorist world, innit?” says Stig Progeny, head of Punk Progeny Designs. “The Al-Quida cells alone represent a vast new market for the radically-dressed terrorist!”
“The market is going crazy,” says Snit, director of Marketing for Punk Progeny. “Even in basics the demand is out of control. Slogan shirts like, “Suicide Bomber Forever” and “got terror?” are biggies, and our black graphic T-Shirt with a beduin in dark glasses giving the finger is quite popular, but by far our simple “Praise Allah, Bush Can Burn” just can’t stay on the shelves. I can’t explain it, and I’m not sure I want to…
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