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A Villain Named Dillan and An Asteroid
It was a night for asteroids but not for villans as Dillan the dirty villan learned.
Although asteroids often happen without someone knowing it as they land in inconspicuous places like unpopulated areas this night on a street not named Desire and of course a dark and stormy night to make it more effective came the unexpected.
When Dillan the dirty villan was about to ransack a boathouse that he thought held a prized yacht and fine instruments for sailing he was to find more than he imagined. For this four walled cement slab storage turned out to be a home for stray hungry felines and stale fishy smelling vessels.
Out of nowhere came a sonic boom. A huge asteroid crashed throught the building scaring the local alley cats.
No one but the viallin was found laying in a deep hole under the rubble by high blood pressured, blue capped officers and a donut loving police dog named Cream Puff who sniffed him out. It was a night not so lucky for Dillan the Dirty Villan as he underwent anchor sugery but still received his name in the guiness book of world records for surviving an asteroid. The cats dined exquisitely that night.
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"Anchor surgery"? Too funnily bad Janice. And what a fun bad read. Thanks for the laughes. ;)
You've certainly got all the elements of stinky in this one. As with all stinky writing, the totally unexpected was totally expected. Excellent bad writing.
One of the best stink bombs I've ever read. Thanks for sharing this really creatively stinkie tail.
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