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INTERVIEWER: We're on the air here with Wally The Mime. It's great to have you here, Wally.
WALLY:
INT.: So, Wally, how long have you been a mime?
WALLY:
INT. : Um, could you tell our listeners out there just what inspired you to become a mime?
WALLY:
INT.: What is the most memorable moment in your mime career?
WALLY:
INT.: Okaaaay, well, perhaps you might be able to tell us where your next "Mime Gig" is?
WALLY:
INT.: Erm, I think we'll just open up the lines and take some calls. Hello, caller, you're on the air with Wally The Mime.
CALLER #1: Yeah, Wally, what advice would you give to someone who wanted to "Break into" mime?
WALLY:
INT.: Did uh, did that answer your question, caller?
CALLER #1: Yeah. Yeah, I think it did. I got it now, what it's all about. Thanks Wally!
INT: Go ahead caller, you're on the air with Wally The Mime.
CALLER #2: Yeah, I got a question for Wally The Mime.
INT.: Go ahead, caller.
CALLER #2: Yeah, I just want to say I think you're the greatest Wally.
WALLY:
INT.: Well, I think you left him speechless. Thank you caller--
CALLER #2: Great stuff, Wally!
INT.: Go ahead caller, you're on the air with Wally The Mime.
CALLER #3: Yeah, I'm calling for that so-called Wally The Mime.
INT.: You are Live with Wally! Go ahead.
CALLER #3: Yeah, I think all mimes are stupid, worthless and should be removed from the planet. There ought to be laws against mimes, that's what I say.
WALLY:
INT.: I don't think Wally is going to dignify that comment with an answer, caller, thank you for sharing your mind, though I'm not sure you've got much of one to share. Go ahead caller, we're talking to Wally The Mime today.
CALLER #4: If a mime falls in the woods, does it make a sound? *snicker*
WALLY:
INT.: I think you got your answer, caller. I've just been told by the booth that Archie the Mime is on the line, and has a challenge for Wally. Go ahead, Archie!
ARCHIE:
INT.: Well, what do you have to say about that, Wally?
WALLY:
INT.: Rebuttal, Archie?
ARCHIE:
INT.: I think he's got you there, Wally!
WALLY:
ARCHIE:
WALLY:
ARCHIE:
WALLY:
INT.: Well, now I hate to break you two up here, this is quite an intense mime exchange, but we've run out of time. It was a pleasure to have you on the airwaves with us, Wally, and we hope to have you back here on our show very soon.
WALLY: Thanks, Curt, I've enjoyed it!
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