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FOR FUN Kismir's Karma Emporium
by David Ian
02/19/08
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Hello Pretty Lady & Mister Gentleman,

My name is Kismir, owner and operator of Kismir's Karma Emporium. Why waste all of your time doing good and altruistic things in order to attract "Good Karma" your way? From Kismir's Karma Emporium, you can buy direct from us. Why spend all of your time doing "good" things when you can be as bad as you want and still reap the benefits of having "good karma"?

Truly, there is no choice here. So, come down to Kismir's Karma Emporium and check out our easy payment packages. Remember, it's your fault if you come back in life as a diseased dirty yak with malformed hoofs instead of a noble soaring eagle, because you didn't stop by Kismir's Karma Emporium!

See you soon!

Kismir of Kismir's Karma Emporium



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