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FOR FUN Jimmy Fong's Angry Fortune Cookie
by David Ian
10/10/07
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Jimmy Fong's Angry Fortune Cookie Say:

Jimmy Fong no work for FREE!
You want message, you call "1-900-JMY FONG" and PAY !!

(p.s. don't eat eggroll)


Jimmy Fong's Angry Fortune Cookie Say:

You're screwed. So why not just give up now?

Jimmy Fong's Angry Fortune Cookie Say:

You want joke? Watch Leno
You want advice? Write to "Dear Abby"
You want ageless wisdom? Read the bathroom wall!
That's all you get from me, bucko.

Jimmy Fong's Angry Fortune Cookie Say:

You fat. Quit eating this garbage!


Jimmy Fong's Angry Fortune Cookie Say:

Whattya lookin' here for, pal?

You trying to get advice or wisdom from a COOKIE? What a LOSER!

Jimmy Fong's Angry Fortune Cookie Say:

The fragile beating of a butterfly's wings can't keep it from getting sucked into a jet plane's engine.

Get the point, dummy?

Jimmy Fong's Angry Fortune Cookie Say:

Lotto Numbers: 3 5 6 19 25 35 54

If you win anything, Jimmy Fong gets percentage.

And Jimmy knows where you live, bucko!


If you died today, are you absolutely certain that you would go to heaven? You can be! TRUST JESUS NOW

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lauren finchum 11 Oct 2007
LOL. How do you come up with stuff? It kills me! I love your imagination!




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