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Suicide Means
by Dr. Joe K. Reed
03/29/11
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“Suicide Means…”

(Keep in mind that Humor is often used to make Light of a Dark subject.)

Suicide means, “Never having to say you’re sorry”.
Suicide means no more paying income tax, yea!
Suicide means no more therapy sessions for suicide, makes sense!
Suicide means no more dental appointments, marvelous!
Suicide means no more computer disc crashes, wonderful!
Suicide means no more debt on credit cards, wow!
Suicide means no more health problems and sickness, yes!
Suicide means no more money problems, real good!
Suicide means no more mortgage and car payments, yea!
Suicide means no more slaving away at work, very nice!
Suicide means a permanent cure for depression, outstanding!
Suicide means no more dieting and weight control, that’s good!
Suicide means no more worrying about any darn thing, great!
And finally Suicide means you are probably headed to a Warm Place.


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Dr. Joe K. Reed 29 Mar 2011
Author's note: I fear not, bring on the comments, lol.




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