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UN-EXPRESSED
The slowest line
At checkout I guess,
Is the line with the sign
That reads: EXPRESS!
Shoe Business
There is absolutely nothing
A woman can't do, including:
Stuff a size 8 foot
In a size 6 shoe.
SEEING RED
When you've got to git
And the clock's tickin' down,
Why is it you hit
Every red light in town?
Either or Neither?
Is it either or either?
Or neither or neither
Since I can't be sure, sir,
I use either or neither.
COLD KISSES INDEED
They say eskimos kiss
By the rubbing of noses.
Have they every thought
Of the danger this poses?
When two noses are wet
And that chill north wind blows,
They could be the first couple
To be joined at the nose~
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